Give Cows A Break
Animal-free dairy milk is here!
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Made for kids, and kids-at-heart 
To remake our favorite foods without animals Activating this element will cause content on the page to be updated. We grew up in the age of milk mustaches, food mascots, and back-of-the-cereal-box mazes. Some of us never really left, which is how we ended up here. We created Bored Cow as a tribute to the rich chocolate, creamy vanilla, and smooth strawberry milks that made us who we are today. This time around, we’ve gotten rid of the lactose, removed the excess sugar, and retired the dairy cow. 
no artificial colors or preservatives either? so fresh!
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Our drinks contain milk allergens!
Lactose Free Animal Free Gluten-Free Nut Free Hormone Free Antibiotic free 
After completing a circumnavigation of the globe, Val found a taste for astrophysics and cosmology. Look up at the sky on a clear night, and you may just spot her in her homemade, solar-propelled starship. Val’s favorite flavor, vanilla, is the furthest thing form ordinary. Just like her.
Following a viral TikTok video that landed her a record deal and a sold out tour of North America, Sue returned to her singer-songwriter roots. She now runs a music school for recently liberated farm animals. Sue’s favorite flavor, strawberry, is a bit niche, but the ones who get it, get it.
Board sports always came naturally to Clara, so it was no surprise when she became the first bovine to land a 1080 on a vert ramp. While skating is her first love, she is also an accomplished free climber. Clara’s favorite flavor, chocolate, is our most popular. No surprise there.
Standing around and chewing grass gets old fast, so we encouraged our cows to go find themselves. At the factory farm, they were just part of the herd. Now, they’re extraordinary individuals. We’re so proud.
VAL 
SUE 
CLARA Comic
